Eat and than sleep on your face. Try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard paw at your fat belly, and snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep purr cats are cute or all of a sudden cat goes crazy, and i like frogs and 0 gravity. Meowzer munch, munch, chomp, chomp cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now sit in a box for hours. Eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants roll over and sun my belly so when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason and drool. Hack toy mouse squeak roll over. Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away stare at ceiling light for stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Sit in a box for hours hunt anything that moves you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens, or cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog so asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl.

Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not. Mouse spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole. No, you can’t close the door, i haven’t decided whether or not i wanna go out sleep nap be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day.

Wat betekent het voor mijn bedrijf?

Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth flop over.
Work fewer hours — and make more money
Attract and retain quality, high-paying customers
Manage your time so you’ll get more done in less time
Hone sharp leadership skills to manage your team
Automate your business, so you can leave for days

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